Friend In A Jam...Should I Help?

[jjgold]

Buddy of mine hocked is girlfriends diamonds for about 20k while she is away visting family and he lost it all at the racetrack this week.

He wants to make it look like a robbery, I need ideas. He wanted me to wreck the house to make it look like a burglary by giving me the keys and is going to pay me $500 also for my help and also wants me to pretend I saw two guys running from house when pollice look for witnesses.

Any ideas and or suggestions?

 

[jjgold]

I could use the $500 to gamble this weekend

 

[WrongSideWarrior]

Sounds good to me. I think it will turn out well for you guys.

 

[wilheim]

Tell him to tell her the truth and face the music like a man.


wil..

 

[BEANTOWNJIM]

JJGOLD FOR CHRIST SAKES YOU SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE.LISTEN KID WHAT YOU DO IS LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN GO DOWN TO THE CORNER TELL YOUR FRIEND IN A LOUD WAY THAT I DIDNT LOCK MY APARTMENT GOT IT JJGOLD SO FAR MAKE SURE THERE IS A COLORED GUY NEARBY THEN WHEN YOU KNOW HE HEARD YOU YOU CALL THE LOCAL POLICE.I HAVENT MET A COLORED GUY YET THAT WONT TAKE THE BAIT AN OPEN APARTMENT HELL THATS A NO BRAINER.THEN WHEN THE COLORED KID MAKES HIS MOVE YOU CALL THE POLICE HE GETS ARRESTED FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING YOU GUYS ARE IN THE CLEAR HE DID IT.

JJ TRUST ME GOOD BUDDY I WOULDNT GIVE YOU BAD ADVICE.

 

[Betallsports]

Buddy of mine hocked is girlfriends diamonds for about 20k while she is away visting family and he lost it all at the racetrack this week.

JJ..." YOU " Lost $20K at the Track !!!

 

[jjgold]

jimmy that sounds good, i will go to the black section and do this and at least 2 will go for the bait and then call police and also my buds girl can put an insurance claim in and get everything back.

Jimmy your fukkin brilliant

 

[Anti-liberal]

Buddy of mine hocked is girlfriends diamonds for about 20k while she is away visting family and he lost it all at the racetrack this week.

He wants to make it look like a robbery, I need ideas. He wanted me to wreck the house to make it look like a burglary by giving me the keys and is going to pay me $500 also for my help and also wants me to pretend I saw two guys running from house when pollice look for witnesses.

Any ideas and or suggestions?

LOL. This has to be a a joke, but I'll give it a shot. I suggest you get a lawyer when one of the neighbors sees you leaving the house after ransacking it.

 

[PO69]

JJGOLD comes up with the most bullshit stories on the net!


IF THIS WERE TRUE, why on earth would yopu make a post about it??


So when you do this, you are going to commit felony fraud! And you want advice about that??

 

[texansfan]

This plan sounds well thought out and you should proceed.

By the way, do they internet in prison?

 

[PO69]

This plan sounds well thought out and you should proceed.

By the way, do they internet in prison?

I am sure that he would get away with it. But it is still fraud and it raises the insurance rates up for everyone else. You have some shitty friends JJGOLD. They should be shot!


But then again, you have probably done this same sort of shit many times. Thanks for making the rest of us pay for you being a dumbass. As usual, you will continue to live off of other people

 

[earl]

better hope this thread never surfaces as evidence.

 

[PO69]

The more that I think about it, it pisses me off even more!!



Can a moderator please delete this whole thread??? This is the last thing that guys need to learn about around here. JJGOLD giving lessons on FELONY FRAUD! CLASSIC JJ!!!

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

This is classic JJ...and I love it!! PO69, take life a little less serious...

 

[texansfan]

This is classic JJ...and I love it!! PO69, take life a little less serious...

VD, you must have forgotten that PO69 has the final say as to what threads should be moved or deleted. If they don't meet his criteria he likes to complain.

 

[texansfan]

JJ, I have an even better solution. You two break into the pawn shop where the jewelry was hocked and steal them back. Also if you two see any other items you like you can take those as well.

Go today as the pawn shop should be closed on Christmas.

 

[TurfAuthority]

He's in deep dew dew. Never leave a paper trail.

 

[C.P.]

This is classic JJ...and I love it!! PO69, take life a little less serious...

Well said

 

[bullets]

Some advice from a past convicted felony.

I would get someone to help you. Just make sure you can run faster and you will be ok.

 

[bullets]

Some advice from a past convicted felony.

I would get someone to help you. Just make sure you can run faster and you will be ok.

FYI.....I wasn't the fastest runner.